Mar 16, 2009 7:08am
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said.. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He
won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called
the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The
poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped
it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his
pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,
'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here,
I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
Happy St. Patty's Day!!!